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LGF Entries Tuesday April 21, 2009

2009-04-21T08:47:00.000-07:00

A list of LGF's blog posts for Tuesday April 21th, 2009.

8:16AM "Reports from the Durban II Fiasco" shows a youtube video of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's posse screaming down holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel. This is the 2nd day in a row where a decent entry has been posted at the start of the day. This doesn't count the lizardoid groupthink cult mentality comments, of course.

9:00AM "FBI adds 'Animal Rights' Terrorist to wanted list" article posted here. While normally, one could think this article is designed to target a conservative audience I will assure you that this is far from the truth. Charles adds "a left wing extremist" for emphasis that liberals are not being left out of the government's hunt for terrorists. Back to the good ole DHS report again, eh Charles? Violent animal rights and environmentalist groups, also known as "eco-terrorists", have been around for years and have caused millions of dollars in damage. ELF and ALF are listed by the FBI as eco-terror groups and the FBI listed ELF as one of the most active extremist elements and extreme threats in the United States. Earth First! isn't far behind with its co-founder econutzi Dave Foreman advocating the practice of tree spiking to prevent logging. I am inclined to shade this article red, but I will keep it neutral because it really doesn't take a reach to figure out why charges chose it for inclusion at LGF. (Hint: To feed that narcissistic appetite of CJ's)

10:18AM "Stephen Hawking expected to recover fully" The renowned physicist and atheist will recover from his illness. This is good news, of course, because he isn't a despot like Kim Jong-Il or Fidel Castro who fully deserves to die. With Charles Johnson's obsessive creationist posts, one can't think that articles linking Stephen Hawking are purposefully mocking creationists who hate him. But Charles has also posted articles about astronomy so I'm willing to give him the benefit of doubt on this one. His cult of minions, on the other hand, need not apply for any passes. Their brown noses smell awful. Article here.

12:18PM "Remembering the Holocaust" Charles decides to honor the day in a piss poor kind of way. For one, this post was at 12:18PM while LGF2 The Blogmocracy beat Charles to the punch by 4 hours and correctly name the holiday as Holocaust Martyr's and Heroes Remembrance Day instead of CJ's abbreviated holiday title. I will denote this article in gray once again as there are no interesting links to check out and clicking on the thread will only allow you to read comments made by sycophants, cultists, and very worn knee-pad wearers. Click THIS THREAD instead and educate yourself by watching the youtube video recommended and linked.

1:28 PM "Ban Ki-moon Issues Incredibly Weak Statement on Ahmadinejad" No surprises here other than Charles hasn't posted a blog entry to attack creationism yet today. There must be some very angry atheists seething while waiting in silence (lest they be banned) for their green light to attack people of the Christian faith.

2:13PM "Civil War Raging in Right-Wing Blogosphere" Charles insists all the other bloggers are insane and he remains the only sane one. The only problem with this so called "civil war" is that LGF is not a right-wing blog. It is inaccurately labeled as such and this must change ASAP.

5:47PM "Judge Napolitano Pimping Ron Paul, Lew Rockwell, and Glenn Beck on Fox News" Charles attacks the right again by labeling everyone but himself either a Nazi, kook, or racist. Does Charles "Dickhead" Johnson sound like he found fit in perfectly at the daily kos? Of course he does.

Color-coded labels are as follows:

Red - Articles that most conservative-minded people may enjoy

Blue - Articles that most liberal-minded people may enjoy

Gray - Articles that are neutral

Green - Charles Johnson's narcissistic behavior in action

Brown - Charles Johnson beating a dead horse (Creationism).

Recap: Monday April 20th, 2009

2009-04-20T23:44:00.000-07:00

A list of LGF's blog entries for Monday April 20th, 2009.

"Clown Attack!" is the youtube video to Des manifestants s'en prennent à Ahmadinejad which shows Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech interrupted by a man with a clown wig.

"The DHS Plot Thickens" is part of Charles Johnson's self-righteous campaign to justify his comments on the DHS report. He condemns his critics by providing links to the Wall Street Journal article seen here.

"Clown Attack!" is posted once again but this time Charles Johnson targets conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage for the lawsuit mentioned here.

"Stephen Hawking 'Very Ill,' Rushed to Hospital" Charles informs his cult about the "bad news". Stephen Hawking is a 67 year old British theoretical physicist and atheist and long time sufferer of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). He's old, and in bad health. Why is this newsworthy on a so-called conservative blog is beyond me. Oh well! Get well soon, Mr. Hawking. News article here.

"Monday Afternoon Open" thread for cultoids to ramble on about their love for the lizard king who can banish them at any time.

"Atlas Shrugs Promotes Neo-Nazi British National Party" Is a continuing of his eternal feud with Pamela Geller and her Atlas Shrugs blog. Of course he links via the use of tinyurl.com so the traffic cannot be linked to his website. I recommend that anyone linking to LGF use tinyurl.com because otherwise Charles may reroute incoming traffic to other websites. He is notorious for childish behavior such as this. Use tinyurl against him and he'll would have to block that too. Since he uses tinyurl for twitter "tweets", it will cause him grief.

"Creationists Sue Texas Over Denial of Master's Program" Charles first anti-creationist dead-horse beating of the day. The Institute for Creation Research is suing the state of Texas to let them train science teachers in young earth creationism. My guess is that there is zero chance of them winning this lawsuit, but Charles feels the need to mention it as if it were a threat that will doom mankind. What is this obsession is about? I am not a god-fearing religious person, but if there was such thing as a Satan; he already owns Charles Johnson's soul. Article here.

"Discovery Institute's Klinghoffer: 'Darwin's Tree of Death' " Charles beats a dead horse mercilessly again with the 2nd anti-creationist post of the day. Article here. Who freaking cares after the 100th droning posts in the last 2 months about this topic?

"The Constitutional Rights of Crackpots" Charles has now pummeled the dead horse into glue with yet another anti-creationist post. Article here. (ZZzzzzzz.....) It is the 3rd one today.

"A Little Light Breaks Through" Narcissist Charles Johnson surely pleasured himself while reading this ass kissing masterpiece by a cultist with the user name "Wild Irish Rose". Have a barf bag ready and click here.

"Overnight Open Thread". Charles has went to sleep after posting 3 Anti-Creationist pieces, 2 Self-Gratification pieces, 1 ass kissing link, 1 attack against a conservative radio host, 1 fluffy piece that barely passes as news along with the 2 open threads.

Today's Grade: F

Attacking conservative bloggers/radio show hosts, THREE anti-creationist articles, 2 open threads containing nothing but ass kissing stupidity by cultists, one near-death notice of Stephen Hawking, and posting a link to an ass kisser. Whoever calls LGF a conservative blog is a moron.

Color-coded labels are as follows:

Red - Articles that most conservative-minded people may enjoy

Blue - Articles that most liberal-minded people may enjoy

Gray - Articles that are neutral

Green - Charles Johnson's narcissistic behavior in action

Brown - Charles Johnson beating a dead horse (Creationism).

Bizzaro LGF Begins

2009-04-20T23:14:00.000-07:00

Greetings, Programs!

Welcome to Bizzaro LGF. We are located somewhere on Htrea. I'm glad you found our little space on the Tenretni.

I will be detailing the twisted goings-on at Little Green Footballs and offer a place for you to check up on that website without having to dirty your internet web browser with the most disgusting URL on the internet.

Once a day, I'll post a quick run down of the posts with various commentary about the topic and/or behavior of the cult of Charles Johnson. From now on, you won't have to go there to see what is going on. You can just click here for an update. It isn't like you are missing anything.

I know, I know... LGF daily routine can easily be summed up as: Anti-creationist post, anti-creationist post, fluffy pro-Israel post, Narcissistic post about CJ, anti-creationist post, picture of something stupid, music video of something boring, anti-creationist post, overnight thread.

But at least you will get an official count here from now on.

Feel free to remove LGF from your bookmarks and replace it with this one.

If you wish to relocated the banished former LGF crowd, they seem to have found their place at http://www.gulfcoastpundit.com and http://www.littlegreenfootballs2.com . If you are looking for a particular user who has been banished by the self-appointed lizard king, ask the users over there and they may be able to reconnect you with that person.

This blog will mainly discuss the posts Charles Johnson has put on his website and routinely question his politics.